Become a dog and learn what the newspaper is for

Today you will need to lay plastic down and newspaper. Have a fresh bowl of water and have something to hide behind. Also get your puppy outfit on. Lets get started Hey puppy I'm home. Were are you puppy. I see you hiding over there under the table. Why are you hiding from me with your little tail between your legs. Come here puppy come on boy. I guess I will walk over a little closer. ewwww what is that I just stepped in puppy ? Is that pee. You peed all over the floor. I told you that I would punish you if you peed. Now get out here. Right now. No treats today. You have to learn to hold your pee in or go before I leave Understand? Bark once for yes and 2 for no. Well its good that you understand but still no treats